Letters from a Comic Genius

Wednesday, October 13, 2004

Just a Thought*

* I stole this title from my good friend Tony Celi. It was originally the title of his impressive stream-of-consciousness speech. I did it without realizing, however. Just wanted to put this in so he doesn't comment all irate-like and then come after me with his sword or lighter.

In previous posts I have addressed the fact that I wish to be a journalist. I'm sure many of you figured, "Good for you," and moved on. But some of my readers might have figured something a little more along the lines of, "He says he wants to be a journalist but all he's ever journaled is this online journal. I scoff at his proposed journalizing skills, so eloquently spoken of in this journal." To you I say, "Get a thesaurus and/or psychological help." But I also grudgingly admit that you are indeed right. So, to prove my journalist mettle, I will make this special edition small post, composed of this message and the one above it, and my editorial column for the now-defunct Holyoke Catholic school newspaper. Now, without further ado, here is my column, entitled :


Just a Thought
Richard Sugrue


As this is the first printing of the Gael Gazette in about twelve years, I thought I’d explain this editorial column. Titled "Just a Thought," as one can clearly see by the bold print above the text, it will cover one topic per edition of the paper. One topic, one issue which the current chief editor finds to be dampening spirits, increasing frustration, and/or breeding resentment. Something that seems to be affecting the school in a negative way and some possible ways to remedy the situation. Alas, this will be my first and last contribution to this column as chief editor, so I’ll try to make it a good one. And I’d like to thank all my loyal readers for your . . . um . . . days of support.

I left for school several weeks ago around 7:20. It was overcast, so, being the considerate driver I am, I turned my lights on. I arrived at school at 7:32, pulled into my spot, and being the idiot that I am, left my lights on. Needless to say, by dismissal the battery of my car was drained. My friend Will Murray and I attempted to jump it, but someone (who will remain nameless) attached the negative end of the cable to the positive node on my battery, and vice versa. My car nearly exploded, the cables melted, and Will and I received burn scars by which we can now remember the event fondly. Crisis was averted by the dedicated HCHS maintenance staff (thanks again, guys) but my car was down for the count. Now there was but one car for my family (until mine was fixed). The next morning I awoke intending to get to school on time. However, as the poet Burns says, "the best laid plans of mice and men gang aft agley." And that morning my best laid plans ganged about as agley as they could have ganged. I would have had to leave extra early to get my dad to work and then my brother and I to school, but my robust padre decided he didn’t need a lift because he would ride a bike to work. So I went about my usual schedule. When I was finally ready to leave, after several other mishaps, it turned out that my bike was missing, my brother’s was broken, and my father’s needed air in its tires. I thus had to give my dad a ride to work in Holyoke and then drive back through South Hadley to Granby. To make matters worse, my brother decided he was too sick to go to school, so I stopped at my house on the way in to drop him off. I rushed to my destinations, usually obeying the speed limits, and got to school by 7:52. I hurried from my car and got to the door quickly, but it was too late; announcements had started. I was tardy. Now, because I was 2 minutes late to school I had a half hour detention which interfered with my after school obligations. I had a detention because of a new rule which I believe represents everything that has gone wrong with Catholic in the past year.

It used to be that a student could be tardy seven excused times per year. That’s one time a quarter with an extra three; almost 4 a semester; or one every 23 days. That was cutting it close, but it was fair. Now we students are limited to three. That’s one a quarter with an extra negative one; less than 2 a semester; or one tardy every 60 days! I wouldn’t have realized the extent of the hassle and injustice of this were I not a senior. With jobs, more schoolwork, extracurricular activities, plus being responsible in many cases for giving others rides, seniors and juniors are hard pressed to go a full quarter without being late once. And subsequent detentions for being late from having a busy schedule make our schedules even busier. Wiggy, huh?

So I guess my points are these:

1)
Students are too busy to be given only three tardies without detentions. Tardiness is one of the least tolerated offenses, but the only one that is almost always the result of an accident or bad luck.
2) If students get a ride to school from another student, you can’t blame the passengers for the driver getting there late. However, if students do car pool, you can’t rightly blame the driver, perhaps the passengers are the reason he or she is late. Also, if a student gets a ride from a parent, chances are the parent’s to blame for being late.
3) Detentions make full schedules fuller. (Now, I’m not ragging on detentions themselves. At the risk of losing a fan base, I’ll go on record as saying I like the new detentions. Mrs. Sullivan and Mrs. Layzer are doing a bang up job. But that ain’t the issue here.)
4) Speaking with several students who were penalized for being late, I realized that most of them were only a few minutes late. Perhaps a way around this would be to change the perception of tardy from 2 minutes late to 20 minutes late.
5) Some may argue that parents were just phoning in excuses for their kids for being late, even if they weren’t valid, so the policy had to be changed. But when you get right down to it, so what? It’s not like the kids were doing anything that wrong. They didn’t deviously decide to be 5 minutes late one day and purposely were tardy. No. They were genuinely late for silly reasons is all. And in some cases, like mine, they were tardy for decent reasons.

This late rule is neither sensible nor compassionate, and shows how little the new administration seems to care about the lives of the students. It reflects a disturbing trend at Catholic and it needs to change. But that’s just a thought.

12 Comments:

  • My God, that was well-written and incredibly reasonable. The administration was surely open to such brilliant criticism!



    You've reminded me that I have some letters to write. See you in the libel courts!

    By Blogger Zoopers, at 11:53 AM  

  • Well, Well, Well

    It seems that I have finally caught up with your blog. And although much of it was speaking to the whomevers, meaning that I knew much about you already, it was a treat to hear the story of your recent life. And it makes me feel like shit to suddenly IM you occasionally and expect you to talk to me like a regular acquaintance. So, I have resolved to reestablish contact with old friends and family, either through letter, email, AIM, or online journal. Hopefully, we will be able to get the Australia gang (those that we are amiable with) back together in the near future.
    I must admit, reading your blogs at this early in the morning, and then scrolling down to see how much is left of a certain entry, my stomach churns. Not because it lack's color, interest, or relavance (if that is relavant in any way) but because some of them are so humungously mammoth. I have this compulsive thing where I can't stop in the middle of one and continue at a later time, I have to do it NOW.
    Dude, I miss you and keep in touch.
    EDDAY

    By Blogger Sled, at 4:36 AM  

  • Egad, it be another fellow bound in Worcester. This means you have to come visit, Rich!

    By Blogger Zoopers, at 4:46 PM  

  • Wow, Rich. I remember that day your car almost exploded and killed us all! I felt so bad! I don't really remember being completely scared for my life. It was more like bonus hangout time.... heh

    I just have one thing to say about your collumn. Maybe I'm wrong, but it seems like your making a pretty big deal out of these tardies. I know sometimes it's unfair, and I agree if you're only 5 or 10 minutes late, you shouldn't be punished. But as far as who is to blame, I don't think people have the time to try to figure that out, each time a person is late. Plus, we are all human and we can all lie and I think it's just easier for them to kick everybody in the ass instead of having to pick one and picking the wrong one. Ya know? And really Richard, I thought you figured this out already. Compassion? Bah! Since when have we gotten anything resembling compassion from the office staff and Holyoke Catholic? Part of it could be that it's college prep and they're "preparing us for the real world." That's partially true though, just think how college staff would treat you. That's why they have counselors and advisors, they're in charge of the compassion. But you're entitled you your opinion. Oh and one more thing... is the Just A Thought supposed to be sarcastic because you're forcing an obvious opinion on your reader instead of saying what you think and leaving them to descide. *shrugs* Please don't take this as some hostile attack on your journalism skills. I believe you have what it takes and I wish you all the luck with it.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:25 PM  

  • BTW the above post was by the Steph Lepine. Hah, I just didn't feel like becoming a member so anonnymous was the way to go... ta ta....

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:27 PM  

  • BTW the above post was by the Steph Lepine. Hah, I just didn't feel like becoming a member so anonnymous was the way to go... ta ta....

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:27 PM  

  • Actually, college administrations are amazingly better at their jobs and infinitely more understanding that the folks at HCHS. You seem to have the confused. The situation is the complete opposite as most professors don't give a shit when you get to class or even if you get to class, so long as you don't interrupt them. It's an individual's own problem to know the material they need to.

    Sorry if that sounds mean, but you have no idea what your talking about, there. Highschool cannot even be compared to college; they operate completely differently. The administration at HCHS is absurd, which is why I've taken the liberty to prevent future students from going. I've disuaded four families and growing from giving money or students to the school.

    Highschool's bad enough for people. HCHS is the worst of the worst. My apologies if I was ranting at sarcasm I missed.

    Bitterly yours,
    Z.

    Also, objectivism is an illusion. The article was clearly written with the intent of drawing issue to a problem. Well done, Rich. It isn't anyone's business why a student is late. Frankly, if the kid isn't over an hour late, no one should care. Call the parents and let it be their problem.

    By Blogger Zoopers, at 2:06 PM  

  • Wowie Kazowie, you two. I don't agree with either of you, yet I kinda agree with both, and everything in between, I guess. I will respond smugly and self-righteously to your comments now.

    Steph:

    One "l" in Column, babe.

    Maybe I am making a big deal, but that's only because the administration made a big deal of tardies. With the drugs and sex and violence out there, tardiness should be the last of the admin's worrys. It all stems from humanity's petty attempts to control anything they can while fate and God move them around like pawns on a chess board. The admin can't make the students nicer or more responsible unless they change things and actually try, so they grasp out to control whatever they can. Like I said, tardies are some of the most aggressively punished offenses, but the only ones almost always a result of an accident. I'm saying get rid of tardies all together, for the most part. Like Tones explained college was. Well, maybe not that far, but extend it to twenty minutes before penalization and not zero minutes.

    Finally, the title isn't sarcasm, necessarily. And I fail to see how I'm forcing my opinion on them. I tell them my thoughts, it's an editorial. That's how it's supposed to be. I mean it in a slightly ironical sense, like "Just a thought" when I've actually put a lot of thought into it, so, in that way sarcastic. But I'm not forcing anything on anyone. No one had to read it, no one had to take it seriously, and no one had to, despite my scintillating writing skills, change his or her opinion.

    Tony:

    You can't exactly expect a high school to conduct itself in the same manner as a college, for many reasons. So a comparison between HCHS and Clark is a tad on the moot side, which you yourself say.

    You're, not your.

    Look back at what you wrote, then apologize. You couldn't have had a worse experience at Catholic than I did. Unknown and unhappy the first two years, popular and persecuted the second two. But even I would never insult Catholic. How can you say that it is the worst of the worst? Without it no skits for spirit week, no banter with me, no proposed Channel 101, no Ninja/Pirate Inc. No aweosme parites at your house, no Steve, no Pawel, no bickering with Dan. No Matte no Frigg, no Abert, no DeStefano, no upper classes, no unity, none of what gave our lives meaning for four years. HCHS has bad parts, but it is a prime example of something which is far greater than the sum of those parts. The pleasure was worth all the pain, and you know it.

    So there.

    I love HCHS.

    Whew.

    By Blogger Richard Joseph, at 7:07 PM  

  • Nice rebuttal dude.

    By Blogger Sled, at 7:18 PM  

  • *grumble grumble grumble*

    Yes, I freaking apologize. My main agrument was the proposal that High School prepares a person for college. Academically that's true, but in every other aspect it's the biggest lie anyone's ever said.

    Did I really use "your" instead of "you're?"
    *looks for it*

    Anyway, it's true that I was overly harsh in my response. I'm very, very bitter (if you hadn't noticed), and I tend to get irked at the very idea of someone defending the school. I suppose it really just isn't my school anymore. It's just a shadow of the things I loved, and that bothers me. The students of HCHS have really been disenfranchised, including us Alumni. (we alumni?) I love HCHS, you know that I do; I just feel like it's long dead. Still, I shouldn't be lashing that opinion at students that are all ready struggling to make the most of this year. I just wish they would unite and fight a little.


    A true friend is one who restores sight to the blind.

    By Blogger Zoopers, at 10:05 AM  

  • Ooh, pretty.

    By Blogger Zoopers, at 1:02 PM  

  • post soon, i did!

    By Blogger EJ Massa, at 10:23 PM  

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